Thursday, November 13, 2008
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Oh cow. My slippers got stolen. Again ._.
Since my footwear somehow attracts people a lot. I decided to purchase the fake havanas and bait the theif. No, I don't intend to lose that pair, but I just want to take the chance to see if the person have a fetish for SYing's feet fragrant smell.
I'm going to tie this string onto the slipper, and have it hung all the way to my bed. I'll then attach a bell at the end of it. So if there's any movement, I will straight away wake up and WHAMP! THAT IDIOT WHO LOVES MY FEEET ODOUR.
Good idea right? I don't get to lose my cheapo slippers and catch that bastard at the same time. heh. I'm a genious. =D
My father have been wearing my shirt these few days. No, the problem don't really lies with my dad, I'm the one who purchase mans' clothing. So I'm going to do another experiment and take a risk. I want to get a pink shirt, and see if he dares to walk out of the house in that not.
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Oh btw, girls out there, you know, I've come to know some new ways of using the pad. SANITARY PAD (sp). You didnt read wrongly. heh.
Somehow someone went to improvise it. It's said that not only does sp stop blood leakages and serves as a bandage, it also provide assistance to the boobs.
It's called the BUST BOOSTER. You must be wondering how does it work. Let me explain the product to you. First, you need to get only this brand. ehh, I forgot the name. I guess it goes something like push all in by laurier? ._.
But well, ONLY THIS BRAND WORKS.
What you're gonna do with that would be,
1) Open it up, 2 pcs.
2) Attach one each on the side of your boobs in between your armpit.
3) Leave it there.
For that, it would push and consolidate all your excess fats and assemble it in the front. So tadah! Bust Booster. =)
Second improvisation on product. Medicated Plaster.
If you're feeling sore anywhere, just plaster it on you. =)
Guys can use it too. See, man need not worry about buying sanitary pads anymore cos there IS a use for them too. =)
Go get it now.
My assets are so lovely that people wants it.
=)
Posted at 11:32 AM