Sunday, November 30, 2008
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I'm 30% frustrated because no one bothered to get me lunch. 70% happy cos I'm going to eat good stuff soon. =)
So I decided to blog to share my joy with you all. You all must be so happy when reading this, I'm thinking of everyone. =)
Anyway, for the past few days, I've actually attempted to study. Of course, it was meant to fail from the beginning. lol. I was pretty surprise that at the airport, I was able to concentrate a little. That's certainly amazing because the people around me always distracts me which is one of the reason why I refuse to attend lectures in the past.
Although it was pretty much of just copying down notes which I've missed out during lectures due to my short attention span. Talking about this, I realised that whenever I attend lectures, I would be extremely focus in the first 30 mins. And I mean really extremely incredibly unbelieveably focused. After which, I just doze off.
C'mon, I believe the schools which those lecturers attended, do include this module, called the "chui mian gong". Loosely translated as "blow-sleep stance". Whatever it is, it just meant that they are able to lull you to deep sleep effortlessy.
I just retrieved the above. It was blogged halfway by me in the afternoon. I don't wish to continue. Only want to say I'm able to manage my anger better now I guess. =)
Posted at 5:59 PM
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
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Let me reply to my taggers first.
Clarabel--> HEH. People LOVES your feet odour too! =D Be happy okay cause you're wanted! LOL.
CEL/ PINNOCHIO --> OEH WHAT OEH. I calling my friend nia FOOK YU hor. Idiot. And you spammed my tagboard. You this disgoosting piece of shiet. FOOK YU. =P
Mummehh --> =( I didnt mean to leave out your eating club. =(( It's Pinnochio fault. It really is her fault. =( And I didn't scold vulgar, I'm just calling out my friend Fook Yu.
Eve!--> I'm sexy! =D I can't seem to digest your last two words. I wonder why.
Now now now. You see my dear readers. People loves to take advantage of me. Just because I gave them a lil leeway, they start to trample on my head.
Look at my tagboard if you don't believe me. Look who's there talking and spamming, and you would sort of know who posses the traits of a bully. I don't know what's wrong with that person and that unreasonable behaviour of hers.
I need to clarify matters. I illustrated my sexy limbs as trotters cause.. I'm noble. You might feel that I'm sputtering rubbish. =( BUT. LISTEN.
All of you guys have been soooo sooo soooo stress lately that you all are getting fatter by the day. =( I'm HINTING YOU ALL. ARGH. Take note of your waistline people! =D
I'm not skinny either. I'm fat due to stress. I'm stress la readers. I really am stress. Believe me okay. =( Wait till you see how large my waistline have expanded. I think I need a hula hoop for a belt. See. I'm stress. =((( I'm producing cortisol? whatever shit I secreted out luh.
Ps. I ponning 2 days of school this week. Secret between us uh.
=)
Posted at 11:06 PM
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Firstly, I must thank my ardent fans of my blog, who've been stalking me for the past few decades. Alright, not so long, but around there luh.
I need to tell you all something. =(
Got one bloody damn fooking foogly lizard jumped onto my leg. Wait no, alright, it didnt really jumped onto my leg. I kicked it. And it flew upwards to my calf and I with another mighty morphin power ranger kick of mine, i sent it flying again. BUT TO MY OTHER LEG. ARGH. FOOK!
This Fooking Foogly Lizard don't behave like a lizard. It behaves more like a crab. It jumps side ways. >.< urgh. Talking about it makes me want to amputate my legggs.
I think I show you guys a picture illustration.
ARRRRRHHH. Okay. I decided to entertain you guys a lil by portraying myself as a pig. Who ask you to be so zealous over me =D
See my trotters there? And there goes that FOOKING FOOL-GLEE LIZARD. Ah, I drew it as a pile of shit cause I didn't want to draw it out. So can you see it's fooking fool-glee aerobatic jumps!! DISGOOSTING PIECE OF SHIET.
Enough about my horrendous life-span sucker tragedy.
I think me and xy are the slackest in the class. But eh, we really didnt mean to be late. The aircon bus refuses to come. And you can't blame xy too. She lives deep in the woods. =( I was only late for 20 mins ya' know. XY was just 5 mins later than me. It isn't fair to us. =(
The teacher made us follow her up to the office. =( Kao, made us look like as though we are really lousy students. Oh well, we went up to listen to the parts that we have missed. And she found out that we didnt do out tutorials!!! >.< Stay back for awhile more. =(
We swear to be early (punctual) next week.
Only for that week though!
=D
Posted at 9:35 AM
Thursday, November 13, 2008
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Oh cow. My slippers got stolen. Again ._.
Since my footwear somehow attracts people a lot. I decided to purchase the fake havanas and bait the theif. No, I don't intend to lose that pair, but I just want to take the chance to see if the person have a fetish for SYing's feet fragrant smell.
I'm going to tie this string onto the slipper, and have it hung all the way to my bed. I'll then attach a bell at the end of it. So if there's any movement, I will straight away wake up and WHAMP! THAT IDIOT WHO LOVES MY FEEET ODOUR.
Good idea right? I don't get to lose my cheapo slippers and catch that bastard at the same time. heh. I'm a genious. =D
My father have been wearing my shirt these few days. No, the problem don't really lies with my dad, I'm the one who purchase mans' clothing. So I'm going to do another experiment and take a risk. I want to get a pink shirt, and see if he dares to walk out of the house in that not.
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Oh btw, girls out there, you know, I've come to know some new ways of using the pad. SANITARY PAD (sp). You didnt read wrongly. heh.
Somehow someone went to improvise it. It's said that not only does sp stop blood leakages and serves as a bandage, it also provide assistance to the boobs.
It's called the BUST BOOSTER. You must be wondering how does it work. Let me explain the product to you. First, you need to get only this brand. ehh, I forgot the name. I guess it goes something like push all in by laurier? ._.
But well, ONLY THIS BRAND WORKS.
What you're gonna do with that would be,
1) Open it up, 2 pcs.
2) Attach one each on the side of your boobs in between your armpit.
3) Leave it there.
For that, it would push and consolidate all your excess fats and assemble it in the front. So tadah! Bust Booster. =)
Second improvisation on product. Medicated Plaster.
If you're feeling sore anywhere, just plaster it on you. =)
Guys can use it too. See, man need not worry about buying sanitary pads anymore cos there IS a use for them too. =)
Go get it now.
My assets are so lovely that people wants it.
=)
Posted at 11:32 AM
Monday, November 10, 2008
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This semester, I've changed. A lot. lol. I think for the better.
Know what?
I can't believe I would feel guilty for NOT attending school. Like hello? Since when do I give a damn about my attendance other then ensuring it doesn't fall below the minimum requirement so that I could still keep my ass in ngee ann. ._.
Secondary school days were the best. LOL. My form teacher knew the tricks that we all had. She had to remind us to make a trip to the polyclinic so that we could produce an mc. Cooh uh. It also means lesser job for her larh. It's a win-win situation.
Okay okay, let me narrow down to something that's not so huge. mmm. I can't really skip lectures. Fine, I admit I skipped those afternoon ones cause, well, it's in the afternoon! What do you expect!
LOL.
Okay, one more thing to pin me down. I feel bad when I lie. =(
See how bad I have become.
It's terrible to feel bad for lying you know. Lying makes the world go round. I feel as though my freedom is lost. No more late nights, no more lies, no more going out often. =((
I want to receive my notifications for low attendance again. =(
It's the opposite day. I love you. =((
Posted at 11:19 PM