Tuesday, June 10, 2008
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Went out with weihan and mingli yesterday to esplanade to dig out some scores. We were cheated of 2 books? Okay, nuff said. We cheated the library not the other way round in fact. HAHA.
Oh. We came up with some farting ettiquettes.
1) When you are on the bus, or sitting onto some sits that is co-sitted, release fart by interval so as to minimise vibration.
--> To do that: Squeeze ass at all times, relax to release. Remember to be gentle.
2) For girls: When urinating, control fart unless you are damn sure its going to be soft.
3) Things gets easier when you are on a cushion seat. Fart sound would be absorbed by cushion. So just POOOTT.
4) However, if you do ever realise that your sit is hard. Let the fart gush out slowly so that it becomes air rushing out from ass. This help to minimise noise level and embarressment. (correct spelling?)
5) As for the smell..do not eat durian. If you remembered that you have eaten some foul smelling object, kindly excuse yourself away from me and fart. DONT FART IN FRONT OF ME. You can others to fart infront of though. I dont mind.
I guess that's all.
Then we talked about sperm? egg? how they got stuck together and pop-out-comes-baby? boys/ girls urinal? boys toilet ettiquette? and maybe many more..
But I cant remember. It's fun to have these two dumbos ard at times. HAHA!
Posted at 1:23 PM